Mario Kart 8’s Rainbow Road
Carlton Lassiter. Chief Lassie. The Lord of Sternbush. I am proud, honoured. And baffled, to call you my friend. But it’s true. It’s also true that you might be the only other person on the planet who loves Jules as much as i do, even though it’s different. You’ve always had her back, and for that i feel i owe you more than the others, so… time to come clean.
look it’s fine if ur not religious omg it’s 100% ok but once u start telling people that their prayers are worthless, that God isn’t listening, that He is imaginary, that Jesus didn’t exist, that their religious texts are garbage, etc. then you’re a piece of shit shut up