adamssoul says: Imagine Bucky trying to make dinner for the Avengers to thank them for everything they've done for him but it ends up horribly, horribly wrong and they all end up getting take out instead
imaginebucky:

"How. For the love of god, how did you even MANAGE this?" Tony spits.

"I honestly don’t know." Bucky just looks bewildered. 

"Look at my ceiling, Barnes. My ceiling. There is so much that I don’t understand.”

"But look, this stayed in the pan, taste it, I swear it was good!"

"… Okay that is delicious. But the fact remains that you are no longer allowed to cook in my kitchen until you can prove to me that you have learned from your mistakes. Join Thor in the ranks of the banned." 

"I’m still not sure what my mistakes even were. Wait, what did Thor do?"

"Sadly, my friend, I had attempted to heat water in which to cook noodles for the preparation of a delicacy which my Jane calls ‘mac and cheese’, when the ceiling began to scream at me." 

"Are you telling me you burnt water?"

"Aye." 

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theimpossiblegirlandthemadman:

 #AOS SPOILERS #THIS IS THE MOMENT HE REALIZED HE WAS AS IMPORTANT #HE WOULD HAVE WANTED TO BE AN AVENGER SINCE HE WAS A LITTLE BOY #TO BE AN AVENGER LIKE STEVE ROGERS IS CAPTAIN AMERICA #BUT HE NEVER KNEW #THAT IN FACT #HE WAS THE ONE ABOVE THEM ALL #HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE ABOVE THEM ALL #HE WAS THE HEART OF THE WHOLE THING #PLEASE LET ME CRY IN A CORNER

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pondarling:

Make Me Choose
dostorwho requested: Wilfred Mott or Alonso?

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julietohara:

favorite character meme

» one character

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LOL.  Bonus answer—

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Anonymous says: Harry potter
Thank you for asking!

  • my favorite female character: Luna
  • my favorite male character: Ron- my love for him is undying
  • my favorite book/season/etc: my favorite book is order of the phoenix and favorite movie is prisoner of azkaban
  • my favorite episode (if its a tv show)
  • my favorite cast member: James and Oliver Phelps (they totally count as one person right)
  • my favorite ship: Romione
  • a character I’d die defending: Ron. Say anything along the lines of Ron is unimportant/doesn’t do anything/is only there for comic relief and I will disown you.
  • a character I just can’t sympathize with: SNAPE SNAPE SEVERUS SNAPE (if anyone is wondering why, just look under my snape tag)
  • a character I grew to love: Ginny
  • my anti otp: Draco/Harry

ask me a fandom

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neurofvnk:

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